(hardcore dude on stage) this goes out to every dude who ever got dissed by a girl (feedback swell) its called what the fuck whyd you diss me everybody get the fuck up sing along if you know the words(scrawny dudes are already piling up before the song has started)
Anonymous said: You're disgusting.
TMNT Characters - Ranked:
- Raphael - The realest nigga in the entire series. Truth be told, if it wasn’t a kids show Raph would have probably caught a few bodies. He was ill-tempered and had pent of sexual frustration of being a teenager but there were no female turtles walking around. He was doomed to a sexless life and took it out on Shredder’s goons.
- Casey Jones - Everybody know he was beating April O’Neal’s pussy down every chance he got. That bad boy image got him all the pootie.
- Donatello - He had the shittiest weapon out of all the turtles but he was smart and shit. He was prolly working on a secret formula to turn him back into a human.
- Splinter - Although it wasn’t explicitly stated, Splinter was the biggest pimp in cartoon history. Ole lazy ass dirty ass rat nigga laying in a sewer doing nothing all day, sending these 4 teenage kids out into the world to fight his battles and fetch him food. He was an old mooch who didn’t have the benefit of social security so he took means into his own hands.
- Krang - This nigga was a brain with arms. He had wrinkled ass nub arms and a mouth. He was the most sophisticated brain to ever exist. I bet he shoved those little brain nub arms in a woman’s pussy at least 3 or 4 times just because he was pimpin like that.